-looks at Katie with horror- I cannot believe you’re suggesting this… Isn’t there something else you can do? Putting something on my willy is completely preposterous! I go bare or won’t go in at all! -Crosses his arms and huffs like a child-
There is, but I’d like to be extra careful. It’s not preposterous, you’re just being dramatic. Well, if that’s your attitude towards it, I suppose you won’t be going in at all. Looks like you’ll have to rely on your hand from now on, love.
B-but Katie… I don’t want to suffocate my willy… -Growls-
Oh, don’t be ridiculous. You’re not going to suffocate it! Besides, which would you prefer—covering yourself briefly, or being stuck with a baby before we’re properly prepared for one?
And don’t growl at me!
Muggles are…really strange.
You’re telling me. -rolls eyes- And to think some blokes are using them because of the ban on contraception spells. -Shivers in disgust-
Excuse me for butting in here, boys, but George—you may want to grow used to them if you’d ever like to lay a finger on me again.
-grins- I still yet to meet her but I think my mum is the one who’ll be meeting her first, it’s bad enough she’s badgering Perce, he doesn’t need that from me as well -chuckles-. I reckon you’ll be her aunt soon enough and besides, has Georgie proposed? Please tell me my brother isn’t that oblivious…
-smiles- I’m glad to hear it, it’s a great feeling to do something you love, isn’t it? I bet Ginny is happy to have you on the team as well, how is she by the way … I heard she got hurt? I haven’t seen her about …
Well, that’s fair enough. You’ll get to meet her soon enough. Oh, no… technically he hasn’t, but it hardly matters. We’re engaged anyway. Besides, as I’ve said, we’ve both been very busy. There’s hardly been any time to do things properly, and I’m fine with that.
Oh, it really is. I just wish I’d done something about it sooner. Yes, she did hurt herself, but as far as I’m aware, she’s doing alright. Your sister’s one tough girl.
-smiles- Great, I seem to have missed quite a bit … my mum was filling me in the other day, she seemed absolutely thrilled to have a grandchild, I actually have a niece… how odd is that? When are you and Georgie tying the knot?
-chuckles- What can I say, I would never turn down the opportunity to visit Romania, especially if it meant I could help a friend. -grins- Ah, how could I forget… how is Quidditch going? It seems like you’re living the dream!
Oh, of course! Congratulations on being an uncle! I’m not sure, we haven’t picked a date yet. We’ve both been too busy to sit down and properly make plans.
Well, there’s no surprises there. -laughs- It’s going well! It feels great to be back in the air again… I don’t think I’d be as content as I am now if I was doing anything else. It would seem so, yes. About time, too.
Well, I bet you’ll come up with something! I highly doubt you of all people will die of boredem, besides if you ever get bored you can always stop by the burrow. I bet Ginny would like to see you and it’s always nice to have you around!
-smiles- I’ve been well, I actually payed Romania a little visit… a friend of mine needed some help with something and I thought that a little visit couldn’t hurt! How have you been?
Well, I’m certainly hoping I will. Oh, of course! It’s been quite a while since I’ve last visited the Burrow… I’ll be sure to keep it in mind.
That would explain your disappearance, though I should have known you’d be in Romania. I’ve been well! I’ve been doing quite a bit of training for Quidditch and whatnot. It’s been great.
I could always come over…
Well, you know I’d never be opposed to that.
Well Katie dearest, it’s an apartment … what do you think is going to happen?
I suppose you make a fair point… I just wish I had something more exciting lying around the place. Crosswords will only keep me entertained for so long.
Anyway, how are you, Charlie? I haven’t seen you in a while.